In order to feel like I’m “out there” trying–I joined an online dating site. This site is specifically for LDS singles.
There are times where I don’t really feel like this is the best idea.
Today was definitely one of those times.
Please enjoy the latest message. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a form letter that he sends to all the girls, considering the things that he says. You’d think I was parading around in a bikini instead of just smiling.
Enjoy the craziness!
HAY DOLL
I LIKE TO DO THIS TO IN A WAY BREAK THE ICE!!
WOW DAM HOLLY COW
YOU ARE ONE FINE LADY
DAM YOU HAVE GOT ONE INCRATABLE TOTLE PACKAIGE
YOU GOT IT GOING ON
HOW ARE OYU?
WOW DANG LOOKING GOOD!!!
i am just injoying life
i am a very blunt & honst person,!!!!!
SO HOW IS YOUR WEEK GOING??
SO DO YOU LIKE BEING SINGLE??
SO OLDEST PERSON YOU DATED?
YOUNGEST PERSON YOU DATED??
HAVE YOU EVER DATED ANY ONE THAT YOU MET ON LINE??
(a friend that hear wont me to ask you ) SO ARE YOU BY CHANCE ALL NATERAL?????
so if you got any question you would like to ask me ask away!YOU WILL GET A ANCER TO ANY OF THEM
!!??????????????????????
I AM A VERY BLUNT & HONEST PERSON
SO IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU WILL GET A BLUNT & HONEST ANCER
TTYS
LATER (Name)
Don’t you wish you were me? What a charming greeting! I hope you “injoyed” it as much I did.
The Daily Observations of Genesis Eve Garcia 
That is pretty awesome. I would tell you all about Salim the arab from Utah who invited me for some wine, but I have blocked it from my memory… almost.I think those sites can be good (Sarah Merkely, Holly Cason) and they can be bad (Salim, Rob the lawyer (who also talked to Sarah) and other strange men…It is a way to network though. I actually LIKED LDSSINGLES because of the webcam function. I can tell a lot about a person in how they carry (or sit) themselves…
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All the spelling errors alone would be a major turnoff for me!!!
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Oh my good hell!!! Sounds like he's 15… or something. And seriously, are you a natural? Is he asking about your 'hair' color? If you know what i mean?And the spelling errors…. oy! Cevin isn't much of a speller, but he makes much more sense than this guy! Good luck sorting out the rejects!
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I have four friends who have met, dated and married (in the temple) guys they met on E-Harmony. I have to say if I was going to join a site it would be that one. LDS Singles (and sites like that) are total meat markets.And no, Michael can't really spell, but he can do better than that!!! 🙂
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Wow Eve, and that form letter just didn't make you want to jump in your car and meet him? WOW. I have \”know\” words…
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You should pick one of these guys, Eve.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE
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That is a doozy! I can't even compare. Wheeeeee what an adventure online dating can be for us single ladies!
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ah geez. makes me want to be single again.psych!
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